There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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