come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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