I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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