Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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