I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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