You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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