that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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