break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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