What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He did a backflip because drugs
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
