absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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