the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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