In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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