i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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