We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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