He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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