real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Buhtt sex?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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