Can i not drive my cunt home
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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