I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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