I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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