I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's Friday. Sex?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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