I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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