I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My ass is underappreciated
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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