I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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