Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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