Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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