"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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