Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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