I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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