I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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