I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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