He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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