Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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