Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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