sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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