So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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