I showed him my bush... on skype.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
