Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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