She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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