Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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