Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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