Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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