Don't you send me to vm
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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