the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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