You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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