i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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