it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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