We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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