doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I look better un-naked...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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