Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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