So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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