you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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