Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up under a house in Key West
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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